Texas has a two-year budget of about $250 billion. That, in the words of Bullwinkle J Moose, is antihistamine money. Nothing to sneeze at.

It’s a slide show, so I won’t read it, but It’s a Wonderful Life isn’t really a Christmas movie, nor is Bells of Saint Mary’s. or Going My Way.

I sympathize with the complaint about the oversized carry-on. My backpack is right at the limit. But, it contains all my meds, and all my camera gear. And the camera gear includes 9 Lithium-ion batteries. If they tell me at the gate to check the bag and remove everything from it that has to fly in the cabin, the empty …

Speed limits are still secret in lots of places.  You can exceed the posted speed limit in lots of places without consequence.  The allowable variance, however, is something you’ll only learn when you exceed that variance in the presence of a law-enforcement officer, or a speed camera.

The Long Island Expressway (nothing express about it) sure! However, I’m surprised the Staten Island Expressway (not a damned thing express about it either) and the Belt Parkway aren’t also on this list for the New York metro area.

I liked the steak sandwiches Arby’s had for a while about five years ago.  And, I really  miss Arby’s potato cakes.  Having those go away was deeply hurtful for me.

Since the tires filled with air already have 78% nitrogen in them, how about I pay $110 to get the other 22%?

I guess I’ll be sticking to my 14-year-old Nissan Frontier.

Sure.  Having sex with imaginary characters is what my life is like already.

I find the new names for future Cadillac models to be iqi.

$6 million?

“I decided to follow my patented car-buying technique: “Buy first, think later.”

To each his, her, or their own. What strikes me about this collection is that so many of them are close enough to duplicates that if I had a more tolerant wife I’d strive for more variety.

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I mostly agree with you, but you clearly never rode in the ‘61 Rambler 3-speed that my wife and I inherited when her grandmother passed away.

When I read the headline, I wondered how long the cable takes to cook a chicken, but  you didn’t answer that question in the article.  Disappointed.

You are doing the work of the deity of your choice.

What is that strange color?  Is it even legal to sell cars that aren’t silver?

If I sliced an engine in half and started it up, I’m pretty sure it would leak oil.  A lot of oil!

Don’t arrive really, really late, and then complain. My late aunt, who was called that long before she died, was notoriously late for everything,  including her daughter’s wedding. My mom invited her to dinner at 1:00 PM, knowing she’d be late and planning dinner for 3:00. She arrived around 5:00! My idiot mother…