It is doable in one setting for most 15-year-old boys.

That island you and I buy had best have some land on it that’s significantly above current sea level.

To me, it’s the discovery that you can have mixed vegetables that do not contain lima beans.

It seems logical that there would be exactly the same number of horses’ heads and horses’ asses in the world. The Rand Paul and people like him come along and demonstrates that just isn’t true at all.

Back in the 70's, Lincoln Mercury used Catherine Deneuve and Farrah Fawcett to sell Mercury cars. The Monarch commercial with Catherine isn’t nearly as sexy as the one she did draped all over a Cougar. And I can’t quickly find that one for your viewing pleasure. At the time, I dropped by a Lincoln/Mercury dealer to…

There are no venomous snakes native to where I live. You should still keep an eye out because there are idiots who let harmful ones escape captivity. We do have garden snakes, and they are so difficult to see in the environment that I do manage to kill one every few years while mowing my lawn. I would never do that if…

If you’re American, and find yourself in London, they will cook the bacon crisp for you if you ask politely.  You just have to remember to ask.  It’s one of the things I like about London.

I always take pictures of my rental cars with my phone.  Haven’t had a problem yet, but it’s still a good idea to protect yourself.

Making new commercials from old ones.

One way I avoid having to put my camera bag in the hold is telling the crew there are lithium-ion batteries in it. If I told them how many lithium-ion batteries I’m carrying, I don’t think they’d let it or me on the plane.

Did I miss something? I don’t see a place where I can vote in today’s poll.

I always wear a seatbelt. I had belts installed in the very first car I owned, before they were required. Still, I hope this works better than it did in the first go round. I had a ‘74 Cutlass company car. The seatbelt interlock was a huge pain in the ass! Two reasons. When I get into the car, I start it first, then…

I was hoping to take my wife to Hawaii for our wedding anniversary this year.  However, we already got married in October, some years ago.  So, I guess we’ll have to shelve that plan for this year.  Maybe we can go for my birthday instead.

16 and over? I thought they were giving the two-dose vaccines to people 12 and up.

Back in the late 50's, after Sputnik, the American education establishment attempted to teach the metric system in public schools. But they made a huge mistake, and taught it through conversion factors.

My house is 15 feet above sea level, in the path of the storm. And, I’m staying right here. But, if I lived on Fire Island and intended to ride the storm out in place, I’d write my social security number on my body in waterproof marker, maybe more than once. You know, just in case.

Back in the aughts, when the real estate market crashed, my bank was a little behind and offered me a HELOC for more than my house was worth at the time. I took it, of course, but never spent close to the max. I used it to re-roof and re-side the house, remodel the kitchen and baths. And I paid it off in a lot less…

Since I paid off my mortgage, I have a second savings account.  I call it my escrow account, although it isn’t really one.  Each month, I transfer enough money to it to allow me to pay property taxes, home, car and life insurance annually.

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Don’t you realize that God created fossils to test our faith?