In the event of a power failure, eat all the ice cream first.

I’m pretty sure the HOA has a rule about burying people in the back garden.

So, you’re saying we should be cool because he can’t be expected to know nobody’s allowed to park there?

So why does a phone which no longer has an expansion slot for a micro-SD card, charge so much more than that for extra memory?

So why does a phone which no longer has an expansion slot for a micro-SD card, charge so much more than that for…

At first I took the headline literally.  That would not have surprised a Knick fan, unless that fan’s name was Dolan.

All of the anti-vax bullshit, and all of the propaganda downplaying how serious COVID is, are parts of a liberal conspiracy to kill off Trump supporters.

Maybe Samsung could stop pushing ads for their new phones to the sign-on screens of their old phones too. I’d like that—A LOT!

I’ve pad Pi memorized to five decimal places since I was 14 years old.  That’s always been enough for me.

I don’t wish Gov. Abbott would die.  I’ve found wishing people dead doesn’t really work.  But I do hope he learns a lesson from this.

The only thing I would need to acquire to fake COVID vaccine cards is a reasonable facsimile of the card stock.  Since many places will accept a photo of your card on your phone, I don’t really need that either.

In order to combat idiocy, I’m spreading the following theory.

Heat pumps make sense in most of California, since it doesn’t get that cold in the winter and in really cold areas, heat pumps don’t work well (or sometimes at all) for producing heat. When that happens, resistance heating is needed, and that’s expensive!

Sometimes I get a notice about someone’s reaction to my post and my post seems to be gone from the comment section, entirely.

I considered one of these Sprite/Midgets when they were relatively new.  I could get in and out of one, but decided that all the trouble involved in me doing that made it not worth my time.  NP for someone, but not for me.

It could be clearer. There’s an awful lot of jargon and/or acronyms in this listing. A long time ago, when I worked for the feds, job listings generally showed a salary range. This one should do that and also specify evacuation benefits.

Kudos! You are doing God’s work, or the work of any other deity of your choice, or your own good deed, powered by altruism, should you be an atheist.

Just this morning, I got a robocall reminding me that the extended warranty on my vehicle was about to expire.  I think they got that a little wrong.  My truck is going to be 14 years old in a a few weeks.  It isn’t the warranty that’s about to expire, it’s the truck itsef.

Updated Datsun 510 circa 1969-70. Needs a nicer interior that doesn’t boil out on the inside of the windows, and the carb-icing problem fixed, and maybe an automatic choke. Also, AC and modern info-tainment.

Good. I’m glad they’re accepting photos of the vaccine cards, because my card won’t fit in my wallet.

Most of the weeds in my yard don’t care for 30% vinegar, but the English Ivy seems unbothered by it.  Will adding soap really make that much of a difference?