Goggles.  It isn’t that the wind is blowing, it’s what the wind is blowing.

Yeah, healthy so no vaccine. A woman in my daughter’s office has the same attitude. My attitude: If she gets COVID she won’t be healthy. If the COVID she gets is long COVID, or if she dies, she’ll never be healthy again.

I get why the company fought it in court for 13 years, but why did it take almost 40 years to get to court in the first place?

Anesthesiologists may actually have senses of humor. When I was about to be put to sleep for a colonoscopy, I suggested to the anesthesiologist that he ought to put people to sleep for the colon purge that precedes the colonoscopy too.

“He does a pretty good impression of a reasonable person.”

Jason, It’s really pretty simple. As a former PR guy, I can tell you that as a rule, PR guys and gals don’t respond to a reporter’s inquiry with the phrase, “Somebody here had a brain fart.” Not even when that’s the actual reason.

Re: Sochocky.

Just to repeat something that has been widely reported outside nut-job conspiracy channels, the building which contains Comet Ping Pong doesn’t have a basement.

IIRC, perhaps some of the details didn’t come out at the time, but Cuomo’s interference with the Moreland Commission was reported at the time.

One of the many good things about Gov. Cuomo’s resignation is that there is no wife who was forced to stand by him during his televised speech while she struggled to appear supportive, rather than mortified.

I suggest the latest iteration of “Sex and the City” should be titled “Post-Menopause and the City.”

“Cuomo said Tuesday that he would be resigning within two weeks, after Joe Biden; the governors of New Jersey, Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Pennsylvania; the New York State Democratic Party Chair; New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio; New York City Council Speaker Corey Johnson; House Speaker Nancy Pelosi; both of New…

It’s on you.  Obviously, you didn’t pay the airline’s new no-tap fee.

Just a guess, but still, I’m pretty sure what the first two words out of his mouth were on that occasion.

More importantly, what was that woman doing flying around in a kayak?

Blueberries won’t grow outside everywhere, so this article should add YMMV.

People in New York frequently claim that Jersey drivers are the worst. Not true.

Big deal. I did it a few years ago in three days. I could have done it in two, but I stopped in Reno for Hot August Nights.

When you compete for a Darwin award by street racing, you’re supposed to be attempting suicide, not murder.  Plus, even if you’re that stupid, carrying passengers while racing is a whole other level.

You absolutely can drive an old Beetle 2096 miles without emptying the gas tank or refilling it either.  But you don’t need a Fuel Save or a Fuel Shark to do that.  You have to strap the car to a flatbed truck.