Goodbye and good luck.  In the next thing you write, please try not to bury the lede.

The purchaser should reply, “I will stop in if the price is lower.”

Meaning he paid for the vehicle while standing close to it.

When faced with that kind of answer to a question as reasonable as yours, I sometimes (pretty rarely actually, but it makes me feel better) get results with the following sentence.

Just to ease people’s minds, I received my second shot of the pfizer vaccine on March 9th, and as of this moment, Bill Gates hasn’t told me to do a damned thing.

I know nothing about them and their family history.  However, when two people are at odds and one of them does everything possible to shame the other, while the second remains silent, I tend to sympathize with the silent one.

In case this article isn’t enough info, you can skip to about 45 seconds in if you want.

In three-minute increments?

Both are evil, but you don’t have to be a racist to be a Karen.

Wisteria, morning glories, English ivy, and bamboo. Where I live, it’s illegal to plant bamboo.

One thing wrong with politics in the USA is that too many people are willing to excuse things that are wrong if they agree politically with the person accused of wrongdoing. It doesn’t seem to matter whether the politician in the wrong is liberal or conservative either.

Many years ago, a friend asked me to dub one of his 8-track tapes on to a cassette. As 8-tracks tended to do, this one had a song that was interrupted when the player moved from one track to another.

Does the honey have to be frozen to give the person eating it the shits?  Or is it consuming a large amount of it that does the job?

It will never be my problem, but I do not understand why someone would buy a beautiful car like this and drive it an average of less than 70 miles a year.

I can’t help wondering what were the first two words the owner/driver of the truck said as he realized what was happening.

My most recent dishwasher is more energy efficient than the one it replaced. Part of the reason is this one doesn’t dry the things it washes very well at all.

When my kids were in grade school, during Easter vacation, we’d drive to their grandparents place in Florida. Pick the kids up from school on Friday afternoon and drive to DC that night. the next morning, we’d take in one of tourist site in Washington. Cherry blossoms, Lincoln Memorial, etc. Then, we’d drive on to…

I think it’s a good idea, but how enforceable is this? The gym I go to has signs reminding patrons to wipe down the equipment with disinfectant spray after each use. Fewer and fewer people are doing that, and the staff does nothing to enforce it.

How unusual is that, really? The street in front of my house measured 120 degrees on a warm, sunny day two months ago. There are places that get much hotter than where I live (looking at you Bullhead City AZ). I expect that there are lots of places where the ground temperature gets that high.

There are some people in the world whose personal fortune is counted in two or three digits with nine zeros following. Two million isn’t all that rich these days. Comfortably well off, sure, but rich, not so much anymore.