Ironically, they taste better when eaten off of the floor.

It steals a page from the Cinnamon Toast Crunch ad campaign by making Krave cereal so goddamn delicious it tends to consume itself.

Its like catfood for people! Or dogfood if you really hate your dog!

What? I get to make the first comment on Kinja about how utterly goddamn ridiculous this headline from a 2016 article is? Oh boy! Aren’t I lucky!(?)

Ah, books. Future generations will remember them fondly as “those flammable rectangular things that kept us warm at night.”

Being nostalgic over a nostalgic portrayal of nostalgia is onanism.

Being nostalgic over a nostalgic portrayal of nostalgia is onanism.

“Twist and tuck under” is how Ted Levine performed that one scene in The Silence of the Lambs. Oh, yeah. You know the one.

Jodorowsky brought a specific group of people together to spend years working on an ambitious sci-fi movie that didn’t happen. When that dissolved, some of those people ended up with Ridley Scott. He had a team with a story and a vision (including a brand-new monster) practically fall into his lap. The success of the A…

Hot Take: Win Butler is aggressively mediocre and a terrible disc jockey.

Ridley Scott’s career wouldn’t be anything close to what it is now were it not for the spectacular failings of Alejandro Jodorowsky and his attempt to bring Frank Herbert’s Dune to the big-screen. If it wasn’t for Jodorowsky and the team he brought together (including writer Dan O’Bannon, and illustrators Jean…

“Real men like pink.”

The new layout means that Sam couldn’t use the spoiler tag anymore. Next time, Sam, try a little consideration for those who aren’t caught up.

Christ, for a moment there I thought I was on Jezebel. Stupid new website layout.

I wish I had a monkey’s paw.

This also worked for SNL when they fired G.E. Smith.

More importantly, why the fuck did she vote for him?

Help me, Obi Wan. You’re my only hope.

I only acknowledge one Vixen movie, and that was directed by Russ Meyer. Now someone transfer my goddamn Disqus account already.