you mean like the Gawker writer who accused Greg Howard of sexually assaulting her and was told to go kick rocks by Gawker HR? I’m still blown away (and sadly, kind of not) that this site hasn’t said a single thing about that since it was put out there a couple months ago by her. I’m now on burner account #4 because I…

You’re overthinking this. Just play the national anthem.

Lauren, send some Deadspin staffers to do some investigative journalism. Pull the fire alarm and see if he makes it out on foot.

We can only hope that Tony Romo will be calling the game, predicting when the player’s breathing stops, when brain death occurs, and what the flower arrangements will look like at the wake, all while the player is still lined up before the snap.

Even worse the Seattle fans clutching pearls when their own fanbase threw food at NaVorro Brown in 2015 while he was being carted off for an MRI on an ACL injury.

At a neutral site, the 2017 Browns would win 62% of the time.

A singularity would ensue from the mass suckiness condensed into one place, the planet would be spaghettified into oblivion.

5-5 tie

Have you ever sucked on a straw to drink a beverage? Did you instantly inhale your coke? How did you survive long enough to learn how to use the internet and post on here?

The fact that we should take Brazile’s characterization with a geode’s worth of salt aside, what really gets the folks over there so amped up about this is that it’s yet another reminder that the institution of “The Democratic Party” has not ever been and likely won’t ever be nearly as far out on the left as…

The Patriots are lucky this doesn’t happen during their games, Tom Brady would completely lose focus.

Profit you say?

The one in Southgate had the best arcade.

Condition has been downgraded to Gnarly

I know, right! The airlines should let checked bags go for free and charge for the use of the overhead compartments.

So your complaint is specifically for the government operated passenger trains on these tracks in the interior of the country which don’t make a profit? Its confusing because you are attacking Amtrak’s general money losing status and blaming it all on a handful of passenger cars on a handful of tracks.

Boston to DC is 415 miles, over 100 miles shorter than Hiroshima to Tokyo. A better comparison is Osaka to Tokyo, taking 3 hrs 15 mins.