Finn was kidnapped as a child, forced to fight for the order. He, nor most of his comrades, are clones like in the original trilogy. So the “stormtroopers inherently being a bad shot” goes away.

This is why Star Wars fans will never, ever be happy. Ever. Your expectations are too high for a movie series that is more about the fun, imagination, and mystery rather than being this all-perfect Oscar magnet.

This first movie of the new trilogy was great, but it will end up being the “worst” of the bunch. Mainly because Abrams has to intertwine the old with the new and setup everything/explain everything to the new generation of fans, all while making it fun and entertaining. The next two can then take off and become their…

This is not how adult conversations work, everyone. Yeesh.

Earlier ancestors came legally, assimilated, learned English, and paid their taxes. Today, the perception of the illegal alien issue is that they do none of these things. It has nothing to do with racism, but the growing frustration from the middle class that they are stuck with the bill for it all.

Nothing about the Steelers is excusable.

Because people are fat

The Charge HR drops down to $120 from time to time. They had a huge sale across all models during Black Friday.

The Charge HR drops down to $120 from time to time. They had a huge sale across all models during Black Friday.

Twitter accounts are the face of the corporation. It’s a personified, unified voice consumers go to when they want to let their voices be heard. Those in charge of those social media accounts know that and shouldn’t take it personally.

Coldplay puts on amazing concerts and is a great band. FIGHT ME INTERNET.

Do you enjoy largely unfilling work and being stuck behind a computer monitor all day, looking at endless lines of code someone else haphazardly wrote 7 years ago?

Every time I think I have it bad being a Bengals fan (aside from whatever “Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde Show” Dalton is putting on right now), I know I’ll never have it as bad being a Cleveland fan.

Anyone else’s audio and video desync while watching from mobile site? I have to continuously tap the video’s “timeline” bar to resync.

I would totally get one, but the subscription fees for Cloud storage scare me away. Especially when Netgear is launching there’s with no subscription fee.

I would totally get one, but the subscription fees for Cloud storage scare me away. Especially when Netgear is…

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Simcity Complete Edition $7.50 on Amazon.

Simcity Complete Edition $7.50 on Amazon.

SimCity Complete Edition is $7.50 on Amazon.

SimCity Complete Edition is $7.50 on Amazon.

So this is what Joey Votto would look like playing hockey.

Every team needs a Sam Wyche to remind them they do not live in Cleveland. Except for, you know, Cleveland.

“The whole state of Michigan smells like hotdog water.”