I know, the iPhone really is that horrid.

That’s the face of a man who lost a lot of damn money.

I play goalkeeper in soccer. Had that been me kicking, I would have fallen on my ass and the ball would have dribbled a couple yards in front of me. Tucker is talented enough to even have a God damned follow through on that kick. Shame he missed, because that was impressive enough.

After a 0-5 start, I’m pretty sure the entire team is looking at the fuck.

Does this mean there are gaming climate deniers?

You are all turds.

This is why I bought a Nintendo Wii U. Reliability and polished games at release really are their mantras.

Fuck unions.

You are God’s gift to the world.

Please put him in Smash.

Gentlemen, gentlemen please. Let’s all remember the worst fans are still: Steelers and THEN Cardinals. Please save some of your energy towards the Steelers.

You’re a turd.

Steeler fans are the worst.

OK that’s good to know then. Thanks.

Exclusive? Well, so much for getting one then.

Wireless charging?!?!?

There are other things you need water for besides drinking. Cleansing wounds, bathing, cooking, etc.

This was proven to be a hoax.

I thought it was just their MLG coverage, mobile games tournament.

You’re both turds.