“Thee wing with those lights look like Thor’s helmet”

Wow such sound speculation MUST be evidence enough to be considered truth!

I don't understand why 60fps is a make or break for everyone. It is a ludicrous expectation.

This is actually disgusting. I’m more disturbed by this game than impressed.

Gamers are douchebags.

Ugh that flat tire screen though.

Ugh that flat tire screen though.

Why is this posted on Deadspin?

European Jimmy Fallon?

Buh, these must go quick. Don't see it at that price anymore.

Buh, these must go quick. Don't see it at that price anymore.

Definitely agree with this statement.

Definitely agree with this statement.

Well, I mean... he’s not wrong.

Mini-figs with NFC capabilities. Think Skylanders or Disney Infinity

Yes and no, though. Yes in that it’s the same situation. No in that amiibo aren’t faceless beings with no historical representation that people can relate their childhood to. Amiibo are Nintendo IP, adored by millions. Do you think anyone knew who a “Toby” was before beanie babies created what a Toby was?

This is what our generation has come to? Jesus, we are dumb. People are seriously offended by this? Grow thicker skin you God damned babies.

I believe this was a tongue-in-cheek type of joke, like Cracked saying it's "America's Only Humor Website Since 1958"

For women, playing any multiplayer game.

Why don't we all just talk it over a nice cup of Starbucks coffee.

Lancelot Supersad, Jr. all the way. Do your pappy proud!

You are a turd.

I work for NW. The head of marketing recently scoffed at the criticisms of the commercial at a corporate gathering, calling those critics "basement trolls". I was recently reprimanded by my superior for expressing my disgust of the commercial on the corporate internal social networking site.