I was literally thinking the same exact thing and almost wrote that.

See? This is what happens when you divert money from athletics to unnecessary programs like music and art!

No matter how many billions of years it actually is, you can guarantee that the warranty will run out on it about 2-4 months before it actually breaks.

This isn’t even the strangest long term data storage concept out there. You could store terabytes of data into the DNA of a viable plant that could last for millions of years in a recognisable form in its descendents before mutating beyond the point of comprehension. Imagine the joy of distant future Creationists when…

“up to 14 billion years”

Is Betteridge’s Law my favorite law?

When I was much younger and first learning to drive, someone told me that FWD cars couldn’t chirp tires. I forget the explanation as to why, but it sounded legit at the time. I was 17 and this was an age before Google. My experience with the internet at this age was via AOL. Anyway, one day I decided to really floor…

Earnings is far different from wealth. The wealth of these relievers is dubious pending the outcome of a class action suit against Curt Schilling.

I guess I’ll never understand why a guy gets paid that much just to make a few pitches every couple of days. What, at most, 1000 pitches a year? With four to six months off? I know they only have a limited time to cash in, but come on people. Ultimately this is all coming out of your pockets, so why do you put up with…

This summer, I vacationed in Vermont and everywhere I went there were signs that said “Grade A Maple Syrup.” So one afternoon, I went into one of the stores and took a few samples. I honestly didn’t know where to begin! The A-F scale seems played out, and I didn’t want to be pretentious about it, like Pitchfork, and…

Yeah, but LaTroy Hawkins made his $47,462,500 at $14.00/hour.

Goddamn psych majors.

Why should thay laugh at you...you are playing and enjoying your device and trying to feel how it is working....or someone pulled a prank on you..or even your child might have toyed with it and unknowlingly select that.
Give them the defective product and they should give back functioning.
Can the battery be removed?
Wait…

Scalia dies but Duke wins. I guess that was asking for too much.

Wow, you sound like a real cool dude.

I liked it better when college basketballs were pig heads and college basketball players were the shiny teeth guys from the new Mad Max and the rims were disembodied mouths that could only scream CHEDDAR! and the object was for the maniacs with shiny teeth to stuff the pig heads into the disembodied mouths so they…

Considering it’s Maryland, we should probably just be thankful they’re no longer using eight-balls.

This thing is not ok

Their continued desire to keep peddling this thing, and not make a 4-door version kammback breadvan wagon with significant trunk space, is just comically sad damning at this point.