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Seriously, I don't think anyone fully comprehends the role that homestarrunner played in the creation of the modern Internet. These were the days when flash was young, innocent, and still the preferred environment for website design.

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My favorite is the one where Neo actually hits his head leaving the telephone box at the end of The Matrix, and the two sequels are just a product of his unconscious, rabidly concussed, logic-compromised fever dreams.

Even better is when they're at the fair in Hot Fuzz and the Doctor goes, "Knock down all the little people and you get to waltz off with the cuddly monkey."

For those who have not read it:

Uhhhhh.. are you sure about that? Target has every right to sell or not sell whatever they want. You're absolutely right in that regard. And people DO have the right to petition things.

Most disturbingly absent: Dr. Strangelove, which still hits the nail on the head 50 years later.

He just found it inconceivable.

less "running over schedule/about to lose the location" than more of "Harry's got the runs, let's do this quick!"

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FUCK HAN SOLO - INDY SHOOTS FIRST EVERY TIME! In Raiders of the Lost Ark,Nameless Bad Guy is going to bust some wicked sword moves before turning Henry Jones, Jr. into fresh camel chow. Harrison Ford does the "oh, fuck this shit" face he does so well, pulls out a sidearm and shoots him dead.

Doesn't look like an "ice" planet, per se. More like a chilly Scandinavian planet with a lot of trees, mountains, and... fjords?

this only works if the attack then goes down just like Grant described it.

"Not from the front, but from the sides."

"Dinosaur nerds also upset about their 8pm bedtime and not getting a Nintendo for Christmas"

Shouldn't there be an H on his forehead?

While this is indeed pretty good (and yeah, I knew what it was before the still image even loaded) I think this is a nice time to ask something:

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Hey PBS! Forget the tote bag, I need a Ken Burns documentary on Franklin Delano Roseliavelt and Teddiursa Roosevelt immediately.