Yeah, the smaller communities are fantastic.

Dude, are you a coder? Your off-the-cuff risk analysis suggests that you’re in some kind of technical field. I’m a coder, and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve made a mistake as obvious in hindsight as this one. If the condition simply slips your mind for the couple hours you’re working on that particular part of…

As an unapologetic stoner, I want to take a moment to thank you for pointing out that no one gets more aggressive when they’re smoking weed. This sounds like booze was involved, at least.

MRW: you decide to send Ted outside:

If this turns out to be exactly what this game needed, I want to be the first to have said it. Not just the contentious sale, but the coverage that the back and forth over the sale is generating for the game. I would have never heard of this game if it weren’t for this article, and I think a lot of people are in the…

There’s no way eye drops are illegal but ipecac isn’t. In either case you’re giving someone medicine with the intent to harm them, and without their knowledge or consent.

Can you disclose the terms of the NDAs you’ve signed? Because, while I have no doubt that employer and maybe employee are liable for monetary damages, I’m not sure any court would enforce a contract with a “we break your property” clause.

Your Xbox One has been disabled due to suspected violation of the terms of our non-disclosure agreement. We have also broken your microwave, somehow. You and your whole family will now enter the Party Compliance Submission Position, and our armed Compliance Administrators will be along shortly.

Start goldfarming now. The market just took a supply hit.

Like any good Doomsday cult, you only have to be right once. Keep on fighting the fight, in case it is the good fight.

Anyone try this yet? It looks fun as hell and I love both franchises, but I can’t get it running. I downloaded the launcher, then the mod, then forge, then the mod again, then the recommended version of forge this time, then forge again, then I finally got it to try to install from the launcher. It seems to install…

Of course it is. It’s only coincidence that in every other highlight reel this month you said the word “April” in the intro, but for today’s it was shortened to “04”.
Srsly, though, I hope you had fun. I know I did.

Anyone know the song at the end of the last clip? I know I’ve heard it before, and I really like it, but it’s not credited in the original video.

Android developing is difficult. I know. I’ve done it. You have to deal with a vast array of hardware that all operates differently, unlike apple’s fairly standardized model. It’s not an excuse, but it’s a reason.

Get 100 coins and you get an extra life. So, just keep playing and you get your life back.

So, I just went to Slager's indiegogo and reported it as prohibited because it promotes violence and racial discrimination. I know that's flimsy, but I sincerely don't like this murdering fuckhead, and I think that if enough of us do this, indiegogo will pull his campaign.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/micha…

Let's…

Keeps perfectly with the only rule 4chan imposes on its posters.

This is pure and simple bullying. Conform, or we cancel prom and blame it directly on you. It’s not personal. I mean, it’s your fault and it’s yours alone, but it’s not personal.

There needs to be kotaku gold so I can give it to you.