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I may pre-order this for 9 dollars, on the off-chance it turns out to be the game I want it to be. It looks like it could be really fun. What I'd really like, though, is a manager that lets you handle the whole production and distribution chain. You start out like this game seems to end, with one functioning lab,

The camera zooms in on his face, as he realizes he was born for this moment. Born to this pain. Born to tell The Final Dad Joke.

Might be that rotating during horizontal flight has a stabilizing effect as well.

It suffers from the same problem that the whole world suffers from: 99% of everything is crap. Making games is becoming easier, Making terrible, unplayable games is becoming exponentially easier. Making interesting, unique games with weird mechanics that help change the way video games are made and played has only

"Tell us how you really feel" is literally *never* a constructive addition to the conversation.

If you're the type of person who sets a goal and then just does it, minecraft is great for that. I beautifully wasted many hours filling in a fully zoomed out map, building bases at strategic points, then (when I finally found a damned village) using an iron and cobblestone farm to build a skyrail that ran between all

Valid point. When I was younger I was taking a lot of STEM courses focusing on computer science in particular, and minecraft really helped me understand logic gates. It's one thing to draw them out on paper, and a whole other thing to be able to build a series of them yourself, play with the inputs, and watch the

I loved Skyrim, but somehow have never played any other elder scrolls games. If I were to pick up morrowind, what mods would you recommend?

I was sincerely hoping the opening line of this meant a Starship Troopers video game. As it stands, I'm into jazzpunk and five night's at freddy's 3 right now, and slowly easing my way back into sunless sea, which has expanded greatly since I last visited. I also intend to pick up screamride when it comes out, because

You've given me the bug. I'm finally getting my tax check in a couple weeks, and it's just enough that I could build a bad-ass gaming rig. You subtle devil.

How far we've come.....

I'm not shocked, because Maxis hasn't turned out anything new and interesting since the sims came out, and the newest releases of the sims and sim city were both, frankly, terrible. They had a really good run, where they made some unique and interesting games, but this closure was years in the making.

Maybe the weed took me weird tonight, but the idea of some guy rolling a keg in, setting up the cups, calling all his friends, unlocking all the doors and just leaving the house is really funny to me.

It's called expresso because it's fast. Read a book.

I recently switched jobs to a burger place that, for legal reasons, we'll call Red Cardinal. My last training shift, I'm taking an order for a cheeseburger and my trainer is standing behind me, trying to walk me through the process. I write the order down, and she says "what comes on a cheeseburger?" Not getting the

if I had a nickel for every time I ordered a bourbon manhattan and got either an old fashioned or a brandy manhattan, I'd take that money and go down the street to my local, where the bartender always gets it right.

@SparksinKY: I've always wanted to quit a job by just showing up for my shift one day on a heroic dose of psylocybin mushrooms. I think that's what happened to you, and as much as you suffered, I have to applaud the absurdity.

I assumed as much, but as I said before, full disclosure is the right thing to do here. Besides, the tone of these articles is often 'I found a neat thing you guys might like', and it's a bit deceptive to write that way if you're being paid by the manufacturer.

I, just a few minutes ago, ran into a similar problem with a teapot reviewed on Gizmodo, so I'm just gonna flat-out ask: Are kinja blogs compensated in any way for these product spots? I'm a loyal long-time reader, and this seems like a really cool thing that I'll get a ton of use out of if it works, but full

That looks fun. What does it run on?