I have to ask your age, because I need to know exactly when the last person who couldn't taco was spotted. Though, if your menu had translations in it, the problem may be more widespread than I thought.

"Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion."

http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Wonko_the…

I've never had anything but good experiences re-arranging the menu to save them money. I think these little tricks make them feel kinda VIP. Like they know something not everyone does. The bummer is the next time they come in, they try to do the same trick with one of your coworkers, inevitably get it wrong, and god…

Weird. My char is only 2 months old and has 5%. And I only check on him about weekly.

Anyone know off the top of their head how he could get an Alakazam without trading? I've got an emulated version of red running, and I finally evolved my Kadabra, but I can't evolve him again without trading, and trading from emus is hard.

I *love* this idea. I think it realizes a part of the game that normally would be left to the imagination, and does it in an exciting and fun way. I just wish there was some way it could interact with pokemon saves, though. Imagine being able to play red/blue, assemble your team, then bring your cart down to the…

My name is Girthquaker, my hero's name is Luna Is Awful, and I'm a member of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch guild. I look forward to seeing you along the paths.

https://godvillegame.com/

This is my current favorite idle game, which bills itself as a "massively multiplayer zero-player game". If you like, you can literally just sign up and walk away. You create an account, name yourself (as a god), then name your hero, and your hero just goes off and does stuff. You can direct…

I wish they'd release the map for people to play with. This is simultaneously large enough and detailed enough that a command-block wizard could make a really neat linear game with it. Or, perhaps, an interactive fiction project. My first thought is a sort of scavenger hunt where you're free to roam, but have to find…

I'm not a huge speedrun nerd either, but for a lot of games there are emulator tricks that make impossible or near-impossible speedruns quite easy. Aside from being able to directly access and modify memory locations (a la Game Genie) to change your in-game location or give yourself items, you can also slow emulation…

In some better world than this one, there exists the hardware and design technique for Peter Molyneux to give the infinitely vast yet also infinitely detailed sandbox/god game he has been promising us since 1989. Art is the product of a combination of vision and technique. Molyneux always has vision, and occasionally…

How do you classify things like Dsum manipulation, then? It's difficult to call it a glitch, because the game is operating as coded. Dsum could have been found by years of careful experimentation and logging. Still, it's certainly an exploit because it takes the randomness out of the game that was almost certainly…

M+Z=MZ

I'm reasonably sure this only solves for M=2 and Z=2

Oh, and M=0 Z=0

Reminds me of our old jungle juice recipe. A gallon of fruit punch concentrate, a case of natty light and a gallon of vodka. One night, in a moment that was both memorable and impossible to remember, someone switched the vodka for everclear. No one is sure how all the furniture got into the front yard, but it damn…

I didn't do very much constructed when I played MtG, but when I did, I net-decked like a bastard. I would grab a design, playtest the hell out of it with my friends, and tweak it a little bit to match our metagame. Considering there were 5 of us, and the local constructed tournies were rarely more than 3 rounds, our…

I'm actually getting into hearthstone for exactly this reason. I used to play magic. A lot. FNM at the local shop every friday, a couple casual nights a month at friends' places, and magic workstation to playtest all the stuff I found over at starcitygames. Then I took some time off. A couple of years later, I come…

And now, the bundler's perspective: I'm pretty much giving up on Pixel Piracy. It's fun, and maybe the next patch will make it more fun, but the gameplay in my save has devolved to a point where I am a golden god who destroys everything he touches. I could start a new save, but it'd just be more grinding where I'm…

You're right, and that's what I love about this game as a concept. I haven't had a chance to play it yet, but I loved Uplink and DEFCON and I'm gonna check this out. What I love here is that, by forcing you to simulate these choices, the game also makes you realize that someone, somewhere is making these choices in…

The guy who played Mark Zuckerberg is about to play Lex Luthor, and Superman has a secret. My caffeine-addled mind is already construction a proxy war between Superman as "an individual's right to privacy" and Luthor as "the public's right to know, especially where it concerns a military/civil superpower". I like this…

I'm sensing a corporate store here. There's no kicking people out of a corporate store. That single negative review carries a lot of weight when it gets above the GM and into upper management.