Healthcare is expensive because of freeloaders.

Built this myself a few months back, fun project created by Michael Teeuw. Added in a motion detector to power the monitor off after a few minutes of non-use to keep monitor from playing 24x7.

My grandma used to make it with the Hershey Skor pieces instead of chocolate chips. SO FUCKING GOOD.

My wife adds peanut butter chips, in addition to the chocolate chips. It’s a seriously good recipe.

The Toll House recipe is pretty close to my grandmother’s chocolate chip cookie recipe, so I’m willing to believe it’s good, because hers is hot-diggety-yum-yum-good.

Alternately, do what we do when we are busy and aren’t going to have a lot of time to cook during the week:

All of my squash recipes read, “Squash is yucky.”

Step 1. Learn how to roast a chicken.

Everyday Sunday I’ll make chicken cutlets so during the week I can eat chicken and mashed potatoes OR chicken parmigiana. 

Everybody knows that the best way to upgrade canned tomato soup is with a pesto grilled chee.

I dress it up with roasted red peppers and seasonings...usually paprika, fresh cracked pepper, and if possible “fresh” basil.

How about sprinkling some Furikake on it?

I have handled hot peppers without protection for my whole life, with no burning (Jalepeno, Habanero, etc.). I wasn’t even aware that people had that reaction, until my girfriend made stuffed jalapeno poppers one night and started crying in agony.

Close. The outside of your home is not considered public, but when it’s viewable from either public property or other private property you generally do not have a reasonable expectation of privacy. Inside is different, only the owner of the house has a reasonable expectation of privacy in their own home, guests do…

One difference is the expectation of privacy in a public setting as opposed to a private setting. The outside of your home is considered a “public setting,” while the inside is a “private setting.” Legally, when you are in a public setting, the courts have ruled against an expectation of privacy to the point where…

They tend to be libertarian creeps who think zoning laws are irrelevant.

There is nothing more efficient than a good, short phone call for finding drunk people who got lost or clearing up a misunderstanding. I have to say, trying to text in either of those situations is basically the worst thing ever.

A lot of us boomers still use the phone. We like us some actual pitch, timbre, cadence, and inflection. Don't get me wrong, unless I'm talking to family members, I definitely prefer SMS or email. But when I'm away from home and verbally tucking in my family, I like to hear the sound of their voices, and want them to…

only once they figure out a good way to charge you for it

Also seriously who uses the phone anymore