Riiiight. Well, if you are at least old enough to drive, you should know that ignorance of the law does not excuse one from following it. If you can defend her so easily, perhaps Affluenza Boy is welcome in your home?

Yayyy! As a fellow member of the flyover state club (with the added bonus of people still thinking I surely have a horse.... in the yard. Next to the bathtub and fainting couch), I appreciate that. There are smart people in all kinds of places. With the exception of the very specific Ohio dumbarses I mentioned…

Well, I suppose I am lower middle class (I’m disabled and live all upper middle-y, so it’s confusing), but in Oklahoma. If you just need an “O” state response, then you’re very wrong. I think these people are vile, would starve if not for my “food stamps” (psst, catch up, we’re all cool now, stamps are so nineties!).…

Pleaseplease tell me you are a Pushing Daisies fan. Just Randy is ok too, but I always appreciate a kindred Good TV spirit.

Ha! Oh my stars, Teresa The Uber Driver. That might actually be a funny show. But is she funny? I just see the photos and assume she sounds like Fran Drescher, so I could be completely off.

...only if you ask yourself with any regularity, “what the f®^> would the joo-somethings do?”. Ick.

You are my comment section hero, thank you for getting the Crazy Train back on track!

How in hell are you talking about baby names when there is not yet ONE COMMENT about the story? Who bought the car. Solve that and you can prattle on all day about names.

No! What is weird is that all anyone is talking about is the non-relevant bit! Hello, $90,000 automobile in driveway with a big neon arrow (ok, it’s a bow, same result) on it. Doesn’t this make anyone just want to boot up their lunch? Prison changed nothing. These people are not teachable, have as much grasp of right…