In doctor’s offices and when they’re spending the day with their great-grandfather, I guess. That’s the only way I’ve ever seen it, anyway.

TBF I know a lot of dumb people with college degrees from all over, though.

I think the idea is that poor sportsmanship should disqualify them from competing any further. Which, I dunno, I’m probably OK with that. One thing the world could certainly do without is further generations of hyper-competitive jerks.

Is the hitting streak the most bullshit stat ever?

Those benches cleared with all the enthusiasm of a middle school gym class pairing up for the week where they square dance in gym.

There’s a reason why this fight is happening, and it’s because the only time people care about boxing these days is when there’s a spectacle or publicity stunt.

“I really liked that last act.”

“That wasn’t half bad.”

Leah Remini rules but...don’t you sorta feel for what’s her name?!

I hope it will be as soothing as GBBO and not some circus TV.

Winning 3-0 twice in a row doesn’t seem like luck to me.

In fencing not shaking your opponents hand is a black card - ejection from the competition and a ban for 3 months. It sounds like a good president for this new-growing sport.

A few weekends ago my father asked me if I wanted to go see the National Team play some shitty team. I said only if it was the Women’s team and he was shocked. I’m not about to waste my time watching the guys barely beat Nicaragua or something.

Jones is also a huge, arrogant asshole! Who also happens to be the GOAT.

For me, its novelty. Lesnar is a huge, arrogant asshole. I’d like to see Jones kick his ass. It may be a better fight only because Lesnar is so big. Cormier is fairly small and not as strong.

You don’t roll up in your regular ride when you’re about to commit a senseless homicide. You get a car that you can ditch quickly and walk away from clean.

Holy shit...

Actually, Charley might have the right idea. Jered Weaver is making $3 million this year to be useless on the mound.

This guy looks exactly like what you would expect a derp-a-derp ICE agent to look like.

“Oh look, a former HS player Deadspin commenter who thinks he can (looks at user name) ......oh.