Please don’t encourage him.

Will they cast a black woman in the role of the set of legs who orders Tom to do something and then leaves, or would it be seen as too problematic.

It’s not nice to lie.

I stand corrected.

Yay, more pointless tabloid trash from a once great website. 

Remember it the next time you see Tyson tweeting something you don’t like, instead of embracing your instinctual desire to give him a wedgie, stop reading his tweets, you fucking dolt.

“I like firemen who are alive!”

She’s going to pull a Trump and start mocking firemen who died on 9/11.

Please don’t post articles about inane shit like this, even if it’s done tongue-in-cheek and snarky, as if to say, “Ha ha, we don’t really care about this or think it’s newsworthy, but isn’t it fun to make fun of celebrities, and also we highly value all the ad impressions we get from this article regardless of its…

Too old? Rocks are literally [looks up rocks] hundreds of years old.

Scott WcGavin -“Governor Wolf, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!”

Too bad for the fans, the Jones Beach show was killer. Zakk Wylde played an entire solo in the middle of the crowd. And there was water all along the floor underneath the seats. He’s lucky he didn’t get killed.

Well, it was a mistake to think that just because there was a subset of users who wanted to have long, meaningful, respectful discussions that the rest of the folks who just wanted to talk shit would just fall into line. Those serious discussion should have just moved into private rooms or whatever.  Editorial staff…

Wonder how Todd Vanderwerff is gonna handle this?

The AV club was a serious echo chamber of Dunham love for quite awhile. TVDW had an unhealthy obsession with her, probably because she was living out his dream. Then they went all control freak and tried banning or shouting down any dissenting opinions or snark from the ridiculously up their own ass discussion…

I never got all the love for her.  I thought Girls was mostly insufferable and pretentious. 

Hopefully

They’re obviously just setting up for a Simpsons/South Park crossover episode. 

No person who has payed the slightest bit of attention to any of the South Park show or any of the outside commentary of its creators Parker and Stone could be confused for a second into thinking that they are seriously advocating having the Simpsons cancelled over racism. On the contrary, they are making fun of the…

First fucking sentence of the article: