Technically vinegar is an acid. A tasty yummy acid that many humans consume. Hope those cops don’t get doused with olive oil, too!

That’s a poor way to make an analysis. There have been actual studies that show what languages actually earn a premium for the learners—Prof. Oster makes a case for demand side, but the good Prof. should know the premium that accrues from the skill is driven as much by supply, as it is by demand.

...grammar almost doesn’t exist.

If there was a giant meteor headed towards the planet, do you think you’d be able to stop thinking about it? It’s like that.

Jesus Christ, do you fuckers think about anything else?

On the other hand, people don’t have a right to drive ONE mph over the speed limit. Not one. The left-hand lane is not the “laws don’t apply to me” lane, and people need to remember that too. If you are a criminal reckless driver, that’s not the responsiblility or problem of the law-abiding safe drivers around you.

Slightly OT, but what is it with adults asking for hugs? Why is this a thing? In my experience, only men have asked me for hugs and in professional settings. Once a male coworker and I were chatting and he asked for a hug when the conversation ended. I said absolutely not. WTF. You are not my child, my parent, my…

I don’t see anything in their responses that was unreasonable. You did crash their brand new model, and didn’t want to encourage people to work on them their-selves due to possible litigation. You’re wanting an apology, yet you’re the whole reason that this has happened. Swallow your pride and be humble, this really…

My biggest problem with my speed square is that it always takes me fifteen minutes to find where I last put it down.

They have many Tweets of Great Justice to disseminate.

Why does the justice department need a Twitter again?

Oh Joe. He is like the slightly inebriated uncle that correctly guesses what all your Christmas presents are before you open them.

According to their site, undercutting and erosion are factors. I went looking to see if maybe there were weights along the bottom or something, but apparently there aren’t. From what I can read, you’re just supposed to buy a size significantly higher than the water you expect to stop, and place it such that there…

Not to mention he can re-use it next time theres a flood. Granted it wont happen that often.. but 2 more times for the rest of his life and thats a shitload of potential savings

In news reports on the local Houston channels, he estimates that repairs to his house would run in the neighborhood of $100K.

You can simultaneously dam your house AND evacuate, as a matter of fact, it's probably recommended in the event of a leaky surprise.

Probably a couple longhorn carcasses, which HE himself slaughtered and cut up. Texas, home of nothing but 72 Oz. steaks.

Its Texas, he has a 10k watt generator, water filtration system, and enough guns to supply a small militia.

A little offset?

But that $8k? That’s a damn good investment for that damned dam.