i think this is more why kids dont want adults...

It's like people who chomp on their string cheese. It's STRING cheese. String it!

I’m sure that constitutes cause for an annulment.

My kid does this and it makes me believe he was swapped at birth with some type of pod-creature.

I feel like I need to add this as a screening question for my Trump bunker.

If we lived in a village, I would recommend that you be shunned.

Oh I meant to post this for you: