"TABLETS OF STONE- THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

@supercrap: My thoughts and feelings exactly.

"Yes, you read that right—that first number's a 3."

What is the one directly behind Giovanni?

Didn't Lifehacker already do this article... like a year ago?

The power of the internet scares me...

@apeguero: I had an Xbox 360. Then my older brother stole it...But

Oh my god.

Don't do it! Charger bait!

Steve Jobs.

@Jnas: Hah, one of my favorite animes. Gimme a bar with Shizuo over a bar full of girls anyday.

So much drama. Someone make a documentary already.

"Siemens" sounds like "semen."

*insert comment about lack of Mp3 player and how winning such a thing would change my life*

SO MANY OBSCURE REFERENCES THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND ARGH

If I were ever to do something that caused a police officer to chase me on one of those, while running away and looking back, I would probably fall to the ground laughing.

-Stuff Asians like

@gemcosta: Actually, she's cutting up tomatoes. More than likely prepping a sandwich for the hardworking man.

@Enochrewt: I agree completely. It is a wonderful handheld computer, but literally all of my friends who possess an iPhone 4 have issues with the antenna. Not to mention the amount of dropped calls they experience, but that's probably a combination of both Apple and AT&T's problems.

@edevine9: I see what you did there. You're hilarious (obviously sarcasm).