Giving a last place kid a trophy for showing up is a form of public humiliation.

“My blood hurts” made me laugh harder than it probably should.

folks are cleverly infecting anti-vaccination activists with computer viruses embedded in photos and links.

Based on the similarities in the shapes and folds of his ear, and the angles of his hairline, I’m inclined to say it is him.

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

I did that when I saw a baby bunny nurse because it was the fucking cutest thing I have ever seen. No one saw me cry so I am still a badass.

Guns are legal in the US, but I don't think shooting your phone is going to do much good.

[...douche canoe...]

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

This one was kind of lackluster, but I guess it's hard to write Why Your Team Sucks about a team that literally never sucks. Only one season worse than 6-10 since 1969, and that was 5-11 one year in the 80s.

I heard in summer when sales are slower they have to plow them off the streets with big trucks.. and THE TRUCKS ARE ALSO MADE OF PHONE!

All the racists on the Internet must have the weirdest boner right now.

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

I shouldn't have to say this, but....