"Hit me and you can kiss me."

I hate when all this goddamn dirt gets in my eyes. Stupid dirty keyboard.

"If you're sitting down at the drawing board to design a robotic security guard, and you don't want people to run the other way screaming 'oh hell no' at first sight..."

Maybe the real Force is awakening and they throw that midichlorians thing the heck out.

OH, you so thoroughly mathed him so hard!

And with this news, CNN resumes their search for the lost Malaysia flight...

Exactly, I hate watched that show so hard.

Out of all the things we wanted to know about the Star Wars universe, did this even make the list? I guess if your playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit the knowledge might come in handy. Too bad Douglas Adams isn't with us any longer. If you needed a name, he was your go to guy. Next to names like Slartibartfast or…

All I want is....

Better off Ted. The snarky, very Ferris Bueller breaking of the fourth wall to introduce a maniacal cast with Ted as the rich creamy center whose daughter has the best hair ever. Sold! (also: Portia de Rossi)

"You should see the other guy."

I'm one of those unlimited holdouts... AT&T will have to pry my unlimited data from my cold, dead hands.

That's what she said.

Pretty sure this is what your friend was watching. Want to guess *exactly* when the iWatch was announced?

they've done the impossible: make Google Glass seem (relatively) cool

Ugly watches gonna...sell millions