Good article, but it misses my perspective almost entirely.

I'm not totally anti-Apple, but I also don't have an iPhone which means any Apple watch would likely be totally useless to me and anyone else with an Android phone.

This brings to mind one of my favorite paragraphs of recent memory:

Forget what you know about car suspension

No sorry; that just looks like a shrunk down iPhone on a wristband. I expect way better from Apple.

From what I have read this ruling only applies to post-conception birth control, not "the pill" and others like it. This is something the left has been ignoring today in a quest to make this sound even more outrageous than it already is.

His head looks enormous. Are we sure that wasn't photoshopped on?

Wow! Little fella goes into creeper mode fast.

I wonder if he's ever been to the Holiday Inn in Paramus, NJ. Also, hairless cats. Weird.

...something

Wait....didnt Green Arrow already have a beard??

Specs aren't everything, but they're also not nothing. In fact, they're something that a whole lot of people base their purchases on. So, uh, not writing about them would've been prettyyyyyyy pointless. But thanks for your concern, and I'll be sure to run all further articles by you for approval before posting.

This is inspiring until you think about the man or woman sitting "in a box doing some shit they don't like" because they have a family that needs food and "sitting in the box" is the best way to provide food and shelter and clothing, and "sitting in a box" isn't that bad, because, well, kids get hungry, and cold.…

Is that Australia's map?

This justifies me giving up on it after my three episode grace period.

Right, but what is the importance of them being 'real zombies' to the narrative? There isn't any. There is no sizable 'zombie culture' by your definition - it is uselessly narrow and ignores too much. It is clear that the understood domain of 'zombie' encompasses these sorts of things, and arguing that 'NUH UH, only…

"You're right, no human being would stack books like this..."

Regarding Cersei, there's that prophecy she got as a child that says "the valonqar" (little brother in Valyrian) will strangle her after her three children die (which sucks for Myrcella and Tommen).

Typical alien diversion tactics. We see through this ruse you little grey bastard!