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The statement + the cute squeaky voice + the slight bedhead = I’m dying in the best way possible.

Politipets.

Please do this on a weekly basis. I need this in my life.

I hated to post it but it had to be done.

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

You know shit is crazy when you’re looking at National Park Service tweets like “You are leading the revolution!”

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Or they are doing their jobs speaking for their constituents? 

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Do you know the words to Beethoven’s Ode to Joy? It’s just “schadenfreude” over and over. Try it, it totally works:

This is going to be a fantastically sad inauguration celebration, and that gives me immense pleasure.  

Also, the Obamas had offered to leave the playground at the White House for, you know, Trump’s ten-year-old kid and bunch of grandkids... and he said no.

You and me both. Seeing Joe Biden’s face when he realized he was getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom with Distinction made me start to tear up.

Good. Let this serve as a reminder that women have always, always fought. Vikings had shield maidens and Shaka Zulu had his all-female body guard. Women dressed as men to join the fight. They take up arms and become rebels and guerillas. In Russia they become bombers and tankers and snipers. In feudal Japan they

(I’m going to get a lot of use out of this photo)