Tim Kaine: good for America, terrible for my Daddy issues :(

He can’t handle the Ruth.

Or punctuate! Full sentences! Sad!!!1!!

Trump criticizing someone for “reading poorly” while simultaneously not knowing how to spell.

Brilliant. Clinton is so much better than she’s given credit for. She’s intelligent, thoughtful, and experienced. She’s made mistakes, but so have we all. Plus, she’s learned from them, which unfortunately cannot be said for Trump.

Is it me or is that son of a bitch smiling as the dad lunges at him and misses?

I’m usually pretty anti-death penalty... but apparently there is a line in my head where it becomes the right - the only - option and that line is women in garbage bags.

ok I like your site & he is a goof, but this is pretty low-class. Don’t do this to a kid.

this is entirely shitty to Caroline

It’s gotta be a pretty sobering moment for the GOP elite, realizing that their situation was so desperate, they were pinning their hopes to 1) a guy who was so hated he would lose an election to Karl Marx, and 2) Evil Parallel Universe Gary Shandling.

It's kinda odd that someone finally gets in trouble for sending an unsolicited dick pic and it's a woman, huh?

I met HRC once, on my 21st birthday. I was working at a Clinton Foundation fundraiser at the Museum of Natural History in NYC. They hadn’t told us anything about how the Clintons would enter and I just assumed they would come in the back through some super secret door or something.

The Other San Francisco Treat!

Hopefully her wound will be covered with Liberal Tears brand gauze.

“Compassionate conservative”

Yeah the “old, out of touch geezer” comment left me saying hmmm. Way to keep it professional!

That kind of stuck out to me too. Sounds like the guy is behind the times and misinformed, which is obviously a problem, but calling him an “old man” and a “geezer” in such a vitriolic way isn’t cool either.

Holy fucking shit, Jay. This thing is uglier than Billy fucking Bucknah trying to field a ground ball.

Jay! We gotta go to Sully’s, bro. I need a dahk and stormy to settle my nerves. Plus, the Pats game is on. Go Pats.

Boston is truly the best of America.