After my year with the Apple Watch, I find that I use it for three things:

I had one too many “do you accept Apple Pay, and what do you need me to do with my device to push the charge through, and why is my device not helping me with this task” experiences with Apple Pay (which is to say: more than, like, one) and stopped using it altogether.

> It’s widely accepted that the United States patent system is broken.

Publications only count as prior art if they’re good science.