One could say Sub-Zero looks cool.

Reddit investors in a week: “Hi, I bought this stock for $400 last week and I’d like to sell it now.”
Stock Market: “That’s worth $1 in cash or $3 in store credit.”

Holy shit. Way to argue you didn’t disrespect a black person by disrespecting another black person. She really should've let her lawyer do the talking. Also, um... Daddy? This girl is The Worst.

I get that they’re all shitheads, but I honestly have no fucking idea who this inbreds are.

How is that showing any kind of bias? Seems objectively spot on to me.

Yeah I was scratching my head at that one. I normally would just play aggressively and nuke him with my Bloodtinge build/Chikage. Often the guy who summoned me would run upstairs to deal with the hags and the boss would be dead by the time he killed them. I would help out on a lot of different bosses but One Reborn…

Orphan was the one who kicked my ass the most. For a while I would camp outside One Reborn’s arena and just help people with it. People really seemed to struggle with him, and I never quite understood why.

If you have fire paper and the music box, Gascoigne should be easy.

So far, the shadows were tricky and took me the most attempts. But Gascoigne I beat with some luck and using the music box. 

Haha yeah. For me, the hardest by far was the Abhorrent Beast in the Chalice Dungeons — I legit probably fought him like 50 times or more. Lawrence at the end of The Old Hunters was a close second.

it’s a fun little party game innit? Vicar Amelia was a 1-2 try boss and while Rom took me a little longer, still was no where near as tough as Gascoigne.

My ringtone:

As an aside, I’d recomend hitting the dismiss button on Jerykk’s comments. He has a history of doing the following:

Just give me Bloodborne on PC and I’ll be happy.  God of War with that and I’ll be estatic! 

Stylin’!

Wow, no Metroidvania lovers on staff anymore, eh? Were it my list, it’s gotta be:
1) Super Metroid - platforming never felt so free, and learning to explore this game out of order is so delightful that 25 years after its release it still feels fresh and exciting every time I start it up.

Better title: don’t be a fucking baby.

If we could only be so lucky that said douche disconnects from the internet forever...

I also submit “The Renumbered Sequel” where games go from having number sequels to dropping the number only to suddenly start renumbering them. There’s two forms of this: one in which they pretend they never stopped numbering, like Mario Kart suddenly just having Mario Kart 7 and 8. The other is when they bring…