I’ve already started a website to remake this music video CORRECTLY. I’ve raised over 70 billion theoretical dollars to do so.

Ford’s comment about laughter being the most hurtful detail she remembered really resonated with me, and I teared up when she said it.

That type of attitude makes every non-violent crime legal for rich people.

Celeb or not this is hype as f***:

I call shenanigans! Symphony of the Night is not only the best Castlevania game ever made its still one of the best games made overall!

You know this was in Spider-Man 2, right?

That does not happen daily.

People keep saying “Oh, how come x never won an Emmy”, but I almost never see anybody mention Melora in those early years...her subtle rage at Michael’s boorishness and incompetence was often the funniest part of the episode. And then her gradual descent into insanity at Michael’s hand....epic.

The thing in “Dinner Party” where Michael has a tiny TV that he stands and watches for hours at a time is one of the funniest things ever to me. The whole episode is gold but that joke is the sort of thing that will stick with me for the rest of my life.

That’ll be around year nine.

Destiny 2, a game about being stuck in the movie Grondhog’s Day only the time loop repeats every three years.

Go full-on Tibetan monk! Protest Kaep by torching YOURSELVES!

“Here are the expensive new Nike’s I already paid for!”

As a liberal, I don’t feel like I’m being owned enough. I suggest they keep literally playing with fire on their property, just to show just how strong-willed and patriotic they are.

Star Wars: Do Droids Dream of Electric Sith

Yeah that’s pretty unoriginal....plus ol’ Marshall Mathers is aging well these days. Dude is starting to look like that old guy that hangs out at the young folks bar. 

I originally suggested this for a headline, btw.

I still don’t understand how Get Out didn’t win best picture.  It was clearly the best picture that year. 

Kickoffs should be eliminated from along with the rest of football.

I lost it at the guy who primly declared that his refined palate would only be consuming prequel content from now on. Enjoy that, pal.