Mike Pence prefers to get all up in a woman’s vagina from a proper, legislative distance.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

And here we can see she is doing a job no one on Earth would do, as in touching him or talking to him or, worse, reproducing with him.

I don’t know...she may be a victim of her husband’s madness, too. She doesn’t really seem to like him.

I despise Melanoma with every fiber of my being and is matched only by my repulsion for her husband. For anyone who wants to give her a pass, she is no victim, she has 100% agency, is smarter than her husband, and every bit as selfish, petty and vindictive.

“Around we’ve had leaders like Susan B. Anthony. Have you heard of Susan B. Anthony? I’m shocked that you’ve heard of her — who dreamed of a much more fair and equal future and an America where women themselves as she said helped to make laws and elect the lawmakers, and that’s what’s happening more and more.”

Or! Or...

MAGA actually stands for Make America Gilead ASAP.

Since Tomi did not read “The Handmaid’s Tale” and never will, I will answer for her! The answer is “NO,” spete, “No, Serena Joy was NOT happy in Gilead. She spent her days consumed by seething slow-burn anger because the system she worked to build turned out not to value her as a person at all, and put her out to…

Did you think Serena Joy was happy in Gilead, Tomi? This is the future you’ve worked so hard to build. You’re not allowed to have opinions.

I’m so sure Tomi is more liberal than she leads us on. I don’t think she buys even 50% of what she says.

Tyra Banks was meant to be a gif.

Ohhhh Tomi. Now you’re learning what all of us former “cool girls” learned: you are not, and will never be, exempt from misogyny.

And the people who just stayed home. They share some of the blame too.

Don’t forget to thank all the die-hard Bernie bros, Jill Stein and Gary Johnson voters.....who still maintain that none of this is their fault.

In his heart of hearts, Trump knows he will never measure up to Obama, and that constant knowledge is killing him piece by piece.

The idea of him getting all of his jacket sleeves tailored to be longer so he can hold these hands as a prop like he’s Captain Hook in Peter Pan as played by second graders is legitimately the second best thing that’s happened this week

I think he is actually using this fake rubber hand! It’s the exact same color.

How can that hand even belong to him?! It’s like 10 shades lighter than his Flamin’ Hot Cheeto face!