She’s the friend who calls every guy she dates for more than a month “the one.”

J.Lo is that friend who, after a break-up, says “I need to stop being a serial monogamist and date ME for a change!” and then moves in with a new guy a month later.

all while constantly pursuing all of the women around him.

Exactly. Kellyanne is self-aware as fuck. She’s the political equivalent of if you decided to follow the deep-rooted impulse to steer your car into oncoming traffic for no particular reason.

She’s good at what she does. I do wish she’d use her powers for good, though.

I agree with this. I had a six-month period of my life when opiods were the only thing that enabled me to function at all. Weed didn’t help me - it actually exacerbated the pain. Of course they’re overprescribed, and of course they are addictive for some, but they have legitimate medical uses and do a lot of good for…

Marijuana is so fascinating to me because of this - it appears to have so many diametrically opposed effects in different people.

Yeah, I’ve been on long term opioids (years) and will be for the rest of my life. I’ve never been addicted, taken too much, enjoyed it, etc. Not everyone who takes Oxycodone, Oxycontin, Fentynyl, etc. becomes an addict. I’m so sorry for the people who do. But for those of us who have no other options, they’re a life…

I take opiods for chronic pain and honestly it’s a ginormous pain in the ass. Everything is tightly controlled and I have to be extremely careful about how I take them because I can’t get prescriptions filled early. And I get random drug tests to make sure I’m taking the meds as prescribed.

It’s because they never were about America, they were about authoritarianism, and America’s military power and interventionism gave them something to cheer for. As America has started to progress socially many of them decided this was no longer the authoritarianism they wanted and have found things to align with that…

funny, I totally read this as Trump averting his eyes to give Tiffany a chance to fuck Ivanka up and prove herself worthy of his love.

Poor Tiffany, even when she is standing right in front of her dad he will do everything he can to ignore her...

I was hoping cats would rise up and take over but I don’t think they have the upper body strength.

What can be done to combat this kind of thinking? I have immediate family members that just flatly refuse to grapple with facts-- when they’re confronted with them, they just say, “I don’t believe that”. It feels like democracy hangs on us figuring out a way to bring these people back into the realm of reality, but I…

This is the best comment of all time

That was the horrible giggle I needed!

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

I’m having a nice laugh over the money and time spent by the Trumpers for ellaborate “Lock Her Up” signs and costumes, only to be told, “Meh, not gonna do it.”

I remember Shelley Duvall from Fairy Tale Theatre. Anyone else watch that?

I am from Mississippi, and due to the oil industry tanking, a whole bunch of red necks with high school diplomas went from making all kinds of money and living king of the trailer park to being as dirt poor the rest of the white trash. That’s trump’s base. White, pissed off early 30/late 20 something men and their…