As a sorority member and VP finance/ Treasurer of my sorority while I was in college (a top tier sorority at an elite southern school), I can fully attest that it can cost big $$$. Our official dues were over 1k per semester (which compared to other schools is actually on the lower end). Dues are just the start of how…

To add, most people with illegal weapons, don’t take them to ranges and other places to practice. That is why gang shootouts often end with no dead gang members and a bunch of dead civilians.

“Police say that Harris opened fire, which they then returned. In the ensuing gunfight, somehow Harris was the only one injured. If you have the luxury of taking that story at face value, congratulations, sounds like a nice life. For the rest of us, however, we who have a cursory understanding of how the police system…

Okay, [big swallow], I am going to dive in and it may not be popular but please discuss how you disagree [or agree with me] rather than just shooting me down please.

I bet no one was actually allowed to even eat the cake...”TAKE A BITE FOR THE PICTURE BUT SPIT IT OUT IMMEDIATELY. NO SWALLOWING.”

It’s funny how the conservatives are all about “states’ rights” until they don’t like the law the state made. Then all of a sudden they’re all about the “constitution.”

…and this is why Azucar Bakery in Denver did not have to write homophobic shit on the cakes they baked. They were perfectly willing to sell jerkwad two bible-shaped cakes, but they wouldn’t do the writing for him. they were willing to serve him and even sell him the decorating bags and tips so he could write his hate…

For any who think this is a First Amendment issue:

There’s no way NOLA’s dot isn’t red. I call foul on this map.

Here in Wisconsin, we make the IRS give us our refunds in Miller Lite and Bratwurst.

All for it being banned from state and federal buildings. Should have never been there in the first place. And I’d never fly that thing anywhere but this is getting silly.

Where’s my Conservative Outrage bingo card, I gotta mark off “Mentions 9/11”!

As the video starts, the guy in the white shirt with the belt is attacked by several men and women. He defends himself with punches and roundhouse hits with a belt. What is he supposed to do? Stand still and be a punching bag? This is nowhere near Ray Rice territory.

I’m logging the fuck off.

1. I like to think J Simpson enjoys food and uses all the will power in the world to stay on track with not snacking and avoiding cupcakes. I’m the same way - I can lose weight and get fit, but it takes major willpower. One of the things I have to avoid when I diet is alcohol. It not only makes me gain weight from…

I would like to go on record and say that Adderall and alcohol absolutely DO mix. You do you, Jessica Simpson.

To be fair, things did lose a little bit of their luster when they forced us to grow beards and sell the sorority across the street into forced labour but...hey, they were good margaritas.

I joined my frat because they had a pool table and Margarita Mondays.