Look, I’m all for global warming....you know what I mean. But taking a heatwave and saying “see look global warming” is exactly the same as taking a blizzard and saying “what global warming lol”

Coming this fall to ABC - The Tetraquarks

They look more inventive than the Tetrapak family. Boy, are those guys unable to think out of the box!

A large percentage of people believe life just happened randomly, starting with a single cell organism and evolved over billions of years.

Best episode ever!

I often wonder about that too. Even a couple of thousands of years ago it was much different. There was a “Roman Warm Period” and “Little Ice Age” where the climate was MUCH different from where it is now, on both ends of the spectrum. People seem to be fixated on keeping the climate exactly as it was 100 years ago,…

More like a catch 420.

More accurately, its a giant washer, so Apple can safely screw our planet.

Wait... What?

walk into the club like

I do it now, on purpose, when my old-man bladder wakes me up at night. Stumble to bathroom, close one eye, turn on light, pee, turn off light, open eye, stumble back to bed still able to see in the dark out of one eye.

My thoughts exactly. I would be pissed to wake up during the night to a light/alarm to find out it’s only raccoons.

“I came here with a simple dream. A dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who’s the real 7 billion ton robot monster here? Not I, not I...”

No. The correct answer was Cthulhu.

So that's how it starts.

It’s like watching the end report after playing Civilization.

I consider it a lapse of reason to intentionally use a device that more often that “practically never” explodes during normal use.