I’m gratified that your article has helped a hoarder meet the court’s mandate and clean up the environmental hazard he created! Chop chop, Ron.

I actually like this face, but a star for the art!

That all-time honor goes to the Bangle Butt, hands down.

Time to see if you need glasses.

Yep. Add the Samsung S8 to that list. Mine survived 20 minutes in 6 feet of water until I was able to find it. No problems at all.

Exactly my thoughts. “Zero fucks given” to something so intentional comes off a more than bit pretentious. It’s all a bit much, imo. Of course it’s got a welded diff. Of course it’s got one ridiculous rear side scoop. Of course he can’t put more than 100 lbs of brake pedal pressure. Of course there’s shit hanging from…

In a desert, in a jungle, on a dirt road... ok, whatever. But rolling around the streets of Monaco, not much else screams more loudly what a complete douche you are than a $700k six-wheeled Brabus G-Wagen.

I may not share you enthusiasm, but I definitely appreciate it. :)

He’s definitely a fucking left lane parker, probably with highway patrol on speed dial to report those reckless assholes forced to pass him on the right.

Wow, thank you so much for clearing that up for us. I don’t know if anyone could’ve made sense of this complex situation without your dedication to pedantry.

Don’t look at the other person’s hand, look at their elbow!

Yep. He’s in no position to negotiate anything with anyone. If a buyer comes and offers $500 for that SL, the only words out of Ron’s mouth should be “Ok, cash, when can you drive it away.”

I’m not going to false-equivalence about uranium mining, but you’re lying if you try to say this junkyard is not an environmental issue. I’m sure many of those cars are lovely homes for varieties of rodents. Rodents spread disease and rodents chew things. Want to know how the most beloved dog of my childhood died…

As much as a love rummaging through junkyards, you can’t have junkyards in residential areas. I feel ever so slightly bad for Ron, but Ron has to realize that he is in absolutely no position to negotiate anything. If he’s haggling at three grand on a Cadillac Allante he obviously doesn’t understand that. He needs to…

I’m with you, but I’ve learned to like some of his designs. I still think the 635csi is one of the most beautiful cars ever made.

That Citröen is ugly for so many reasons. Eesh that’s a hideous car.

But Bangle was the design chief then, right? I assume that means he had liberal input and oversight. I haaaaate what he did to the 7, and the Z4 initially looked pretty meh to me. But I liked the facelifted front and rear of the Z4 M cars enough to buy one, and still love it. I think it’s going to age very well, and…

This made me lol. Then lol again. Nice work.

Yup. Agree with you about all of it. Parker, if that’s the virgin’s name, makes my skin crawl but he has nothing to do with this accident. It makes no sense at all to use his logo or to reference him other than to possibly say “a car once featured on youtube”.

From what I understand, there’s a generally super pessimistic outlook to having any fun in a car at all in Virginia considering how overbearing enforcement is there.