No car on earth is faster than the speed of light.

Jeah jeah JEAH he was!

Great. Some people actually manage to make Ryan Lochte out to be a sympathetic figure. Eeesh.

Um no thanks. I’ll take that other one with the supposedly “piece of shit” BMW V10 thank you very much.

Every rental car that I’ve used that allows you to bluetooth your phone also gives you the option to delete that connection and erase all information linked to the connected device.

I hear a lot of people talk about this being illegal. I’m open to the possibility I’m wrong but I’m not entirely sure it would be illegal per se to move this guy’s car like that. He’s not stealing it. IF it’s proven that he caused damage, then some sort of property damage claim might apply. In that case I’m guessing…

Stickers don’t. Parking a car in a way that deliberately blocks other people so they cannot leave and blocking a parking lot in general... those do justify having your car removed to a more reasonable location.

Whatever... Corvette guy parked his car in the middle of a lot, blocking other people, and walked away. My sympathy is close to nil, personally.

That’s robbery. In CA I paid maybe $500 annually when I was 25 on my first bike a Honda NT650.

You can convert many non-tubeless rims to tubeless using Stan’s products. Running tubeless can be a mixed bag, in my experience. I do it for the decreased rotational mass advantage. If you do get a puncture that won’t self-seal with the goo, then you’ve got a really messy tire to deal with when putting in a tube.

Do human-powered things count? Wish I had vid of the bad landing that caused this. :)

I know nothing of the rules for running a race, but that looks to me like just about the most idiotic way possible to re-enter the track.

Team Coco.

I’m guessing it’s because he’s accustomed to PGA events where the camera nazis are out in full force. They want the rights to just about any and every photo taken at their events, and are zealous about enforcing no cameras. At least that’s my experience at Pebble Beach.

I’m guessing that’s not one of the Jelly Belly guy’s tanks. Pretty sure he’s done letting people ride shotgun on them.

Lochte is certainly stupid enough to try to pull off a story like this. It’s fortunate he’s really good at a sport because outside of that he seems just about intelligent enough to mop the bathroom floors at a truck stop.

And as was already mentioned... move to a hood with an HOA then. Else just deal with it.

I kind of think you’re full of the stuff too. I’ve owned 5 BMWs with nary a single engine fault among any of them. The worst thing I’ve had to do is a water pump swap on my 20 year old 528e. Take care of them and they generally take care of you, as the saying goes.

Look out... studies and Departments of Transportation be damned, Matt is the right one here. Have fun sanctimoniously slowing traffic there, Matt. I’ll be one of the zippering ones, doing my part to keep traffic moving more smoothly, thanks.

I’m kind of inclined to think that if you’re a big enough idiot for fall for their scam then you get what’s coming to you. It could not be more obvious.