Could they have possibly crammed another cliche into the voice-over for this video? If it had been 1/3 as long without the blabber, it would have been 3 times as interesting.

Lots of blanks here. How many bags? How much did they weigh? I'm not convinced this guy is hero, and not just an annoying person with way too many expectations of free things.

Idk, I'd say it's one of the best of all time, personally.

Stand down everybody. We are in the presence of greatness.

Not too soon at all. Really not a ton of pity for anyone, whether they be no-names or TV personalities that acquired fame shooting bottle rockets from their anuses, that piles into their car shitfaced and wraps it around a tree going well over twice the posted limit.

LLLLLLLISTEN to that thing. Need to change my undies.

With a car like this, for any option that costs 3-4 digits, the actual number is really arbitrary, no?

Cuckooooooooo.

It's unconscionable that this kid spent the last 5 months in prison. Surely if you're going to go completely overboard and put him on trial for an inappropriate joke, then a low bond with house arrest and and anklet to ensure he couldn't hatch his non-existent plan would have been enough to safeguard society.

On first blush I would have sworn this was Eurovision. Not enough sequins or feathers on the costumes though.

Yeah right. A coddled art student with rich parents who was going to abscond to Ireland to avoid the fate she deserves.... explain to me how she added any more value to the community than the guys she killed.

The only pity is for the two homeless guys sleeping when she mowed them down. Entitled twat who was going to book it to avoid responsibility. Pity for the dead people, relief that the coward who killed them is about to spend the next XX years behind bars contemplating what she wants her life to be.

Don't remember the app's name, but for Android there is an app for that. WiFi remains off until the location sensor notes you're within range of a network you've already connected to.

That looks terrifying with or without pacenotes. Where do I apply?

He's ok so I don't feel bad saying this. Really bad riding. I guess he was just hoping it would start going forward again?? That and the lack of proper gear (gloves). Stick to four wheels, buddy. You're going to kill yourself.

180 horsepower from a 5.7L V8 engine. Even by the standards of the day that was pretty bad. Crappy engineering like this behemoth was symptomatic of the decline of the American auto industry if you ask me.

Yes, he's at least partially at fault. There's such thing as being too cautious about one thing to the detriment of all else. This was a good example. Those peds were standing between cars all stopped in traffic and obviously weren't moving. His fault as much as the peds if you ask me. Locking up his brakes was a dumb…

Yeah really. Did you see anything in my post that said all asians would find it funny?

.... except to the throngs of people who are finding it funny, among them two of my asian colleagues standing right beside me who were laughing their asses off five minutes ago. Not everyone's existence is an HR Department.