Exactly. We need “10 most comfortable seats”, “10 best audio system”, “10 quietest ride”, and “the 10 best Prius configurations”.

I probably should have been more clear about why I don’t think enthusiasts are going to care about this list. According to Wikipedia the criteria Ward uses are “power and torque output, noise, vibration and harshness (NVH) levels, technical relevance, and basic comparative numbers.” So in order for a car to score high…

So is this list really just intended as a pat on the back to automakers who are actually on the list?

Old and grumpy seems to be the way car enthusiasm is heading. I am on board. Now get off my lawn!

Bingo. We have a winner.

agreed.... tho i do think if your reaction to falling off a loading dock with your car is what was that? maaybe you should have a good long think about wether or not you should drive.

I was really hoping we’d have that antigrav figured out by now.

Bad sex is better than no sex, but you can’t make the same claim about sax.

His stereo is broken, what do you expect him to listen to?

It’s not a recorder.

I’ve never seen a sax played while driving, but i have seen an adult male over the age of 30, play a recorder while driving on the d.c. beltway. Sadly the desire to live prevented taking a photo.

Man, I had one of those - bought brand new. The stupidest thing I ever did car-wise was to trade it in on a used Fiero. What a dumbass..

“Skin thinners” are a thing? Holy christ, my world just got 200% more horrifying.

They traded in the Chevy for a Cadilllacacacacac...

+1 shrunken testicle

Whey to go

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT!!!

Dear Russia, After you finish hacking my emails, please shoot down a passenger plane.

Those deleted emails were obviously containing details on this.