But the racing version of the TT RS had about as much to do with the street car as Kanye West has to do with common sense

Off for journalists or because they’ve seen a BTCC race?

It’ll still be a understeery pig of an Audi despite the weight loss. And it’s sad that 3200 lbs is considered light these days.

“Really, they only excel at two things: towing and carrying lots of stuff.”

The Chevrolet Grommet would be marketing genius if they sold the Chevrolet Wallace as well.

It’s like having a child and naming it “Ligament”. But I do see some potential for expanding the line in the future...

The turbo version: Lag Bolt
The open-top version: Carriage Bolt
The amphibious/submarine version: U-Bolt
The self-driving version with cameras everywhere: Eye Bolt
The really freaking fast version: Usain…

Kind of a race to the bottom there, though, isn’t it?

That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Instead of advocating for more security measures in the park, you’re telling people they’re stupid for being in a public space & minding their own business. Doesn’t matter what time it is, mate, the guy was well within his rights to be there.

Go chill at the Holiday Inn?

what are you talking about... he was twice baller.

The government refused to allow Ken Block to shoot Gymkhana 9 there because doing above on closed roads would “reflect poorly on the country” or some shit. You may be an Aussie at heart, but be grateful you don’t live in a Nanny-State.

The part of the video not shown: Camera man and driver of car are bit by an insect and both promptly die, because Australia.

* Looks like a 10 year old’s SEMA build.

Make it 16 and that’s exactly what we have here.

I didn’t think it could be done, but you just encapsulated Jalopnik in one entire sentence.

Ford could have talked to the folks over at Toyota and Honda to see how they profitably build the Corolla and Civic in the USA, then build the plant here instead of Mexico.

Gawker Media the place where the left can do no wrong, the right is always the enemy, and there’s no such thing as a moderate. It would be nice to come to a website about cars and not have a political spin on every third article.

Please, can we keep politics off Jalopnik?

We need more partisan political Gawker influence in Jalopnik. There hasn’t been enough since they were justifiably bankrupted.

Why does it seem like this is not the first time they’ve done this to someone?