She should be fired for not getting (taking) the hint.

I like my scrambled eggs a little “Harder” and dryer. Somewhere between pan scraping dry and baby food fluffy wet.

On my 3rd trip to the dealer where he said another O2 sensor was out, I took my Durango to Autozone for a free analysis. Wow, the code was for something else. My dealer is so crooked I don’t want to even think about how many times I have been screwed.

My new Jeep Renegade does this. The first time my rear wiper went on my brain was on fire.

Looking for this. Left laughing, thanks.

In a Corvette and not a Mustang? Case dismissed.

Nice drafting of the support car, Wanker.

Swap the intakes and rotate 180 deg. so the intakes pull from the front.

What will you take in trade?

He should run third party.

Wrong.

There are over 20,000 gun laws in effect.

COTD.

Illegals can use the drive through in my state.

Keira is a pirate’s dream

That Elio is looking better all the time.

Yea, but it would smother that “new car smell.”

Voting for Hillary would be like voting for a bitter ex-wife.

I remember my grandfather had a pocket liner with fish hooks sewn into it. He used to travel a lot on business. After 3 or 4 instances where young kids were snagged, he quit using it. I thought it was awesome.

I test drove a Subaru Crosstrek.. Then I test drove another because I thought something was terribly wrong with the first car. I was right and they all are that bad.