Students told ABC that Ryan did not seem to notice the dissident middle schoolers standing in solidarity against him and all the parents of this country who just don’t get it.

“I don’t want to be associated with a man who puts his party before his country.”

They’re kind of cute? Now I’m conflicted about eating them even though they are delicious.

It’s like an adorable little makeup compact come to life.

I love that iPhone still doesn’t autocorrect trump to capitalized =)

Barack Obama is the last President of the United States. Like, ever.

Obama will always be referred to as “President,” by well-deserved custom.

He said ‘well, wake them up’ and I was like ‘no’ and then he wouldn’t let us use the underground garage. Obviously in New York we can’t really go outside. New York is ruthless for us...So he was like, ‘OK, then I don’t want you in my hotel.’ So we had to leave.

I mean all the nutty dudes still get to work.

I did as well. It really was a collective vehicle for the cast. And jeez, you think that Heigl went out on a drug fueled rampage and murdered 20 people with the hatred she gets. She has a shitty attitude, so does 90% of Hollywood.

Nice burner, Heigl. We’re on to you.

He did win an Oscar! Youngest person to win Directing Oscar.

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

This is so deliciously good.

There is a seriously good chance that this motherfucker will get us all killed.

Yeah this is shade.

I love this way too much.

I’ve spent an awful lot of time and money on tattoos—tattoo artist who do walk-ins don’t usually care that much what they tattoo on you or where if you already have ink. They just want your money. The only reason this guy gave her a hard time is because she didn’t have a lot of skin covered already which is a bullshit…

I actually agree with you, and on the whole, I don’t pass judgement on people’s tattoos, because many people do have deeply personal reasons why they get the ones they get, and even if they don’t, its none of my business what someone choses to do with their own body.

Meh. I have massive tattoos and I have sticker tattoos. I have longtermers that took multiple five to 8 hour sessions and I have gotten little bits of things that I just felt like getting on the spur. I don’t judge anybody for the shit they have on their body because what the fuck does it matter to me. I do judge…