There should be some kind of exchange for cast aside toys of disinterested cats.

Dildochugger is excellent, but next time I do a Worst Customers there’s one that’s even better.

Jim Bob is asking Jesus for advice right now, and Jesus is all

Why, it’s almost as if this “United Bible Fellowship Ministries” would prefer that their employees get abortions, since they’re so dead set against pregnancy. How.... Christian of them?

Bostonians are super anal about their specific neighborhoods. I mean they’re technically different cities, but they’re all Boston.

I’m a Californian and the distinction means little to me. That would be like if you said, “So and so was from San Francisco!” and me saying, “Um, actually, he was born in Oakland.”

It really is spooky-good. I clicked Boston under places. Not only did it pull up the pictures from my last two trips to Boston, but it pulled up this photo, which was actually taken in California!

The NYPD has been arresting people (mostly minority men, mostly late at night) for “crimes” that are basically minor subway etiquette offenses on empty cars for years. Things that most people wouldn’t think twice about, like putting your feet up on an empty seat, can lead to a ticket for the crime of, and here I shit…

This is one of the best mic drops I’ve ever read.

It looks fine, and I wear push up bras with my dresses that normally fit fine but fit poorly with the bra. It doesn’t hurt, it’s a very cushioned bra. Anyway leave her alone, it’s her hubby to be we should be worried about.

So not only did he park his Corona in front of the bride and upstage her on her wedding day, he has now made her the target of internet comments from strangers about her dress choices and ‘fear of her real size’? That guy has a lot to answer for.

Wow I think you really nailed it. It’s easy to feel your deep sympathies for the bride experience through your mocking of her dress choice and body shape.

When I taught, I got called into the office when a parent caught me buying beer and tampons at the grocery store.

Many times it is simply lack of opportunity or fear of consequences that keep us from falling into grievous sin even though our fallen hearts would love to indulge the flesh.

Good. Fuck that guy. She lost a couple of really important years with her own children that she’ll never get back.

I’m curious, what kind of valuables do people have that need to be hidden in their house? I can’t imagine you’d put expensive jewelry in a jar in the fridge. Cash? The only time I ever get cash is if I can’t avoid going to some archaic store that doesn’t take CC. I definitely don’t have a stash of it that needs hidden.

Why not hide your loot or valuables within the gooy pasty goodness of real mayo? Let’s see how the theiving swine like the prospect of dipping into the muck in order to get at your.... your... your Android Wearable, let us say. : )

R&R from doing what, exactly?

Basically the Queen is all, “Hire dozens of nannies! We’re royals!” and Kate is like, “I hate you.” Which means William was probably all, “Granny dear, would you mind easing up on dear Kate? She wants to be a mum to Charlotte in the way she pleases,” and then the Queen was like, “I swear to god, the men in this family…

In my okc profile I mention my pets and how, despite my best efforts, I always have some fur on my clothes. A guy sent me a message about how he doesn't like animals but maybe we could get together sometime and he'd bring a lint roller. Like, seriously?