And you can hear the sound when she hits the ground. Fuuuuuck.

Really? Because she looks fucking glorious right now

Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.

I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.…

Me, too! Just checked the bank account! (Can't justify delivery, and dammed if I'm going out.) Dammit! I don’t even have a frozen pizza!

I don’t want to say this but i’m going to anyway, religious people are the absolute worst people.

i'm gonna need an apology pizza for that header picture, because I don't have money for pizza right now but GODDAMMIT I'M HUNGRY FOR IT.

yes, the reporter sounds like an ass, not the coked out perv bar owner with a 2-way mirror in the ladies washroom for peeping. lol

This was my favorite bit: “There’s a big movement in reality TV to be outraged about feminism. I’ve been in professional wrestling. So yes: come see my mirror; eat my wings—I don’t know what to tell you, honey.”

This is a human

I’d like to know more about these ‘safety concerns’ cited as the fake reason for leaving this tiny town in Missouri without a police force.

Think about how corrupt that place must be, same mayor forever, that changes, and everyone quits.

Hope they quit the US when Hillary wins.

What a progressive or liberal who supports gender equality (Joe Biden) would say about a female candidate like Sarah Palin is exactly, “There’s no reason a woman couldn’t or shouldn’t be president, but [Sarah Palin] is not qualified to be president.” And then they would list the reasons why, including lack of…

I think the best way to answer the question is “Of course! People should elect the candidate who has the best skills to lead the country, no matter what their gender.”

I wish people could just own their mistakes.

Oh, they’re not so very racist.

Like from the Midwest and deep South?

Attendance only down 4.2%? What the fuck is wrong with people? I feel terrible that I went to Seaworld as a kid in the 90s when we didn’t know any better. I can’t believe that people still pay money to go. “ hey, kids, let’s go watch some highly intelligent creatures being traumatized by solitary confinement in a…

A Nice Guy™ who knows that women are banging 25 asshole dudes a night instead of him.