Also not sure what the plural of “mousse” is. Blame that Texas edumucation, earned during the tenure of Perry’s prior saving grace (but don’t he seem harmless now?) , Dubya.

He knows gels, mousses*, and pomades. Nooklear physicist he is not. But, to his credit, his great hair hides his total lack of realism. He must have shared some volumizing tips with Trump.

Grilled cheese using cinnamon raisin bread changed my life.

My hometown. Got bitten up over Thanksgiving break. I knew that city would end up killing me.

I’ve been lusting after Joe since the 2008 primaries. My once confused ovaries have been rightly vindicated.