Does Texas get a discount somewhere if they execute a certain number of prisoners? Perhaps they have a punch card from a mortician somewhere?

That reminds me, I need to buy condoms. Thanks.

Thank god he’s a brit or we’d probably elect him president.

Fox news had plenty of opportunities to support Megyn Kelly against Donald Trump but it is only now that Fox News issues a statement. Methinks they are signalling their full support of the Mitt Romney/Ted Cruz agenda.

It’s a catholic thing, cardinals, whatever.

Sounds like we need a GoFundMe for a new Jane Collective.

Kids are always testing your limits.

It turned out to be infested with Republicans.

He should have hit the stalls in the men’s room to show what they are passing.

Where is the RU 486?

Well, it’s pretty much an ‘Evolution - free’ state, so I guess they are working their way back into an intellectual stone age.

Live and let live.

And what does this mighty wolf pack do? Play cards all night.

Yep, different people have different opinions.

Online courses are looking better and better.

I’m sweating.

These students should get college credit for this - a real world first hand experience with fascism.

Thank you for naming the Springfield trash. Now here’s a good candidate running in Illinois for Congress - Brad Schneider.

Perhaps we need new terminology to make it more spa like. Everyone likes a spa. How about a cervical cleansing, or a cervical wash? Perhaps a vaginal whisk? Or a Brazilian?

This isn’t just about abortion/miscarriage in these Catholic hospitals. If you are at end of life, with dementia, and have a DNR, they won’t honor it.