How was we supposed to know they aren't happy without a translation? You might as well have used Chinese letters and attributed anything you want to them.

I’m not super clear on Canadian football rules. Does he have to say sorry to the opposing team now?

Conservative memes aren’t so much attempts at jokes as they are really short pamphlets trying to fully explain everything they believe in regarding a certain subject.

Seems...unnecessarily dickish. I mean say “sorry kid”, sure, but it’s hardly the kid’s fault. Would be a better story if Votto then went and found some kid in the bleachers and gave them the gloves or something.

So now we’re going to start giving kids shit for getting to sit in the front row?

Yes that is the song thank you

I hope you enjoyed this final trip into the mind of Greg Jennings.

Actually Jake, that day came many years ago. It is legal in many states. I’d guess that you were high, but it seems more likely just stupid.

It’s time for the NFLPA to really push for marijuana. This is fucking ridiculous. Let these dudes smoke weed, all of the weed.

No, because WNBA.

Unbeknownst to everyone involved the media blackout has been going on since 1997, unless you have ESPN 8 “The Ocho”

If the WNBA let this go unpunished then most people wouldn’t have heard about it. But thanks to their desire to crush the expression it actually got way more publicity than any normal WNBA coverage gets.

I think this counts as irony.

Oh no...Michael Jordan is going to be sad if this happens. I wish there were some visual depiction that I could share to show you how sad.

Little league style would have been 4 consecutive 1 base errors.

Wow, Miami of Ohio grads are a bit oversensitive about the name of their school.

“ring” is literally a term in the basketball rulebook.

Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?

I think your point is generally a good one. This is not the best example, imho. While I do not think that threatening not to do their jobs is appropriate of ANY government worker based upon a citizen exercising his first amendment rights, I do think that police are not off base in being outraged by this. Activism,…

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.