Hot take, but they are right to ban this kind of play. With the targeting rules as they are in the NCAA, players are (as they should be) gun-shy about clobbering a dude just standing there defenseless. Hell, it might even be a personal foul even if it’s a live play -- the refs could just say he had given himself up.

Where in the story did I say Costco was shitty?

Donald Trump Jr looks like the villain in a movie where the hero is a Golden Retriever 

“You should finish it if you aren’t injured” probably isn’t nuanced enough.

“not knowing all the details it’s hard to pass judgement, but I’m gonna do it anyway.”

Fuck off. The NFL has no guaranteed contracts and as a result players get fucked weekly. If he wants to walk,  good for him. 

And your point would be?

After flooding like this the store owners are required to toss all inventory. Which is why they told police to stand down as the people were basically taking garbage out of the store.

I refuse to believe it. Burt Reynolds cannot die. He just... drove away.

Wait....what??

I swear, with the coming of electrification, I want to see more and more of these retro cars out there.

This video didn’t do a whole lot for me, but I’ve been amused by the little critiques Blizzard has been covertly inserting into their videos.

“I wonder if there’s beer on the sun...”

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

I’ve actually gone past finding her exhausting and I’m back to finding her entertaining. (I realize that a lot of this behavior could well be coming from some mental illness, but in lieu of any real confirmation of such illness I reserve the right to be entertained.)

Readers deserve an explanation. This is the cereal discussion we had before Marchman went rogue.

Frankly I think it's unethical to post this on Deadspin without some kind of warning or label that it's satire.

Breakfast foods, ranked:

*LIST ONLY VALID IF YOU EAT CEREAL FOR INCONTINENCE

TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF.