I understand what you are saying, but a great many people truly enjoy spending time creating an interesting character at the start of a game that could take 100 hours to play through.

Oh my goodness, no. I get so much personal enjoyment out of character-tweaking (Behave) that I can spend at least an hour or more creating a new one every time there’s a new game, or when I go back to an old favourite.

If I don’t know exactly what something does during a game, it’s something I can find out. If…

They forgot to turn left.

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They most certainly have that right.

Given everything we read during the BL3 pre-release, I honestly thought this would be the line in the sand for gamers. Just about everything coming from either 2K or Randy was this perfect storm of everything gamers have been trying to push back against over the past 5 years. Mistreatment of workers, allegations of…

Using a nitro stout faucet absolutely changes the texture and flavor of the coffee, just as it does when using it for beer.

Nope. Bey over Bay.

I play co-ed rec league softball, but it’s typically kids in their 20s, 30s, and 40s. For the first time last night we faced a batter in his 60s, and we could not for the life of us get that old fucker out. He probably looked out at the field and thought Imma splash these whippersnapper motherfuckers, because he put…

You don’t know what you’re talking about. I live in Texas, not far from this school district. This is not the way it’s done. Most teachers and administrators know they are not allowed to touch the students, let alone write on them with Sharpies. In fact, in my experience, they are beyond dedicated to that standard.…

Uh, yeah. Around here you can’t touch a child without notifying the parents first, unless it’s an emergency/self defense sort of situation. If a teacher has a problem with the student’s dress, the student is sent to the administrative office and the parents are called. The end.

So what’s the point of requiring a emergency contact, etc. for a student if you don’t use the fucking info when you need to? Shouldn’t there be a phone call made to say, “Hey, you child’s haircut doesn’t adhere to our standards. It needs to be taken care of.” Whether the standard is right or wrong, the call needs to…

Or Jack Black, for that matter

Delta Sky360 Club has a bar that sells alcohol all game.  You pay for the best seats in the house and there are “perks” that come with it.

I know everyone seems to think this is hilarious (they did over at Deadspin at least) but I must be getting old or something because it just makes me sad.

I want to make a joke, but even I know not to taco bad about a dead person.

Well the A-10 wouldn’t be used in a first wave type situation. Stealth fighters and bombers knock out the bulk of the enemy electronics, radar’s and such, then troops move in with A-10 in a support role. I don’t think there is much that would make an enemy shit there pants faster than to hear

Passive liberalism has been the greatest marketing gimmick in decades. “Oh you want to feel good about yourself ensconced in your castles in the sky largely built upon racist zoning policies, use this product. You don’t have to actually do anything but our twitter account has tweeted a few rainbows in the past. We’re…

Seemed like a decent trade-off until you got to starving.

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