So if witnessing a crime is a crime, then witnessing someone witness a crime is a crime, and witnessing that person witnessing someone who has witnessed a crime...bam police state!

Also, if anyone asks if I have ever done something young and stupid in my youth?

I really like how they’ve rearranged the deck chairs. Very nice.

This is Jalopnik. The correct answer is Saab. 

I don’t have anything against a 4-cylinder Mustang, but who in their right mind wouldn’t step up to the V8 when this thing would cost somewhere between $31,410 and $35,355? No, don’t tell me about gas mileage, or how you want a lighter front end... V8! V8! All hail Vee Eight!

If you get in a car, and there’s someone behind you, do you jam the seat all the way back into their knees and recline onto their lap?

Because the car seat is capable of that, after all. It’s not like you’re modifying the seat to do something it isn’t supposed to do.

This is a remarkably stupid take. 

This is a great move on Delta’s part.

My Porsche allegiance is becoming difficult to justify. The (likely) $30,000 base price differential means I can purchase a Corvette, with enough money leftover for a low mileage, two year old Toyota Tundra double cab.

I’m probably going to be dumped on if this comment reaches high enough to be read, but... this is to me a bit in poor taste to report on so soon? I mean, yeah, this a car news blog. But man, a building blew up and multiple people died. It just so happens that a neighboring building had some old cars in it, and those…

I’m sure it’s the highways that are stopping hoards of people from moving back into the heart of Cleveland...

Oh yeah? Well, my Uncle Rico bets he could kick a football right over them mountains...

As much as I like to see purpose-built monsters going up the mountain, I find it far more interesting to see barely-prepped production cars. We need more of this! 

Hertz: I know what I have.

This.

I have almost no problem with someone who decides an impromptu exhibition of speed is called for, but only when certain conditions are met.

1. You’re in an area where a wreck will only hurt you, your ego, and whomever you’re racing.

Wait until they release the CT5-V. The Cadillac Cadillac Touring Five Five. 

I’ve only had it for three years, but unless something catastrophic happens, Matilda here isn’t going anywhere soon.

My ‘55 Bel-Air is my “forever” car.  Not a trailer queen, nor a 100 point car, but stirs my emotions each time I am out on the road behind the wheel.  Many great memories made with this car and looking forward to many more to come.

twin turbos, a metric fuck-ton of NO2, and drag strip.