harris tanking is based on her doing nothing. But that is what she is best at

Man, I wish I had that GIF where Lisa Simpson has been accused of using a specious analogy, and she cries out: “No! It’s apt! Apt! “ 

No, but it is an apt metaphor. 

Maybe he just wanted to add a little horn to that banjo.

“reality TV, where ordinary schlubs get to [fool themselves into thinking] “Well, at least I’m not THAT.”

The mental gymnastics these guys will go through are beyond gold worthy 

It's the kind of ha-has that people get from reality TV, where ordinary schlubs get to say "Well, at least I'm not THAT."

Fair

That’s secret talks with the Taliban that were so hush-hush that the President insisted on blabbing about them.

But Obama wore a tan suit once!

Hundreds are dead, nearly 100,000 homeless, and your first response is a drumpf joke? Nice.

Came here for this. Thanks. :(

You’re probably not far off.

Mother: “Okay, Donald, fuck him until the room stinks.”

Doing a “smear” campaign right.

Fake things:

I knew these goofballs went hard for the fake news meme. I didn’t realize they got hard for it too. 

Sometimes people who seem “good” are still crappy parents. Just sayin. 

Sure, he’ll laugh his head off.